25 HOT celebs NOBODY wants to have SEX with

25 HOT celebs NOBODY wants to have SEX with

Janet Jackson – The Smoking Gun has the story of her attempt to use her former chef, Ricardo Macchi, name to buy multiple types of prescriptions which includes Zovirax. The 61-year-old “Jurassic Park” actor proposed to his 31-year-old lady love, Emilie Livingston, while vacationing in Hawaii on July 8. Genital Herpes (technically herpes simplex, but more commonly known simply as “herpes”) is a virus that effects humans and one of God’s gift to teh lulz. Supposedly Jessica got the bumps from her ex-boyfriend Derek Jeter. But it must be done we have to know the facts. Goldblum is known to have genital herpes. While not shocking at first, the number can be viewed as a staggering statistic if applied in the following manner: Imagine, if you will, going to see your local baseball team and the stadium is at near capacity.

She’s still beautiful virus or not. And send me tons of money to my paypal account. Most of the celeb females contracted it from Derek Jeter of Yankees fame as he did not know he had it for years…. Acyclovir should be taken orally in 200 mg doses five times per day (for a total of 1 g daily) for 10 days. Supposedly Paris had a storage locker that was abandoned, opened, and out pops a prescription bottle for the herpes medication, Valtrex. But it must be done we have to know the facts. They began selling the contents of Paris’ locker and a picture of the medication bottle hit the web.

Paris sued stating in the lawsuit, “I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters’ private personal belongings for commercial gain.” The defendants claimed they paid $2,775 for the contents of the locker. Welp, the proof is in the pudding! And send me tons of money to my paypal account. In the words of Bill Cosby, “be careful where you stick your pudding pop” when it comes to Paris Hilton… Ok, Bill didn’t exactly say that, but be safe if you ever have the opportunity to get with the socialite. Paris is still a whole lot richer than us, herpes or not. Scarlett Johansson is also a carrier of the herps. For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.

We don’t see why Jessica Alba couldn’t have warned her actress colleague about this guy’s secret. The couple, Derek and Jessica Alba were rumored to be dating in the summer of 2004, and Scarlett and Derek later that same year in December. That is plenty of time to give Scarlett a call, a letter, a smoke signal, something! Anybody who has ever had a “fever blister,” however, is infected with the herpes virus. She should definitely pass that “so-called” cure around to her celebrity friends. Seriously though Derek… wrap it up even though protection has been proven ineffective at times. Personally, we would think that anyone who enters a public bathroom barefoot isn’t the most cleanly person in the world, a favorite pastime of Britney’s.

Britney as well is a holder of the genital sore disease, herpes. Supposedly Britney and her bothersome private parts were spotted in a public drug store buying a well-known herpe medication known as Zovirax. This could still be a mystery to the general public if she would have had someone go get it for her. She should have known that people would be watching and definitely should have been discreet in the pill and cream section. As simple as that! We know Britney’s smarter than that, her talent and business acumen say so. Even with her alleged STD many people wish to be in her position.

25 HOT celebs NOBODY wants to have SEX with
Kim has been known to be a little promiscuous. Her list of mates runs a little longer, only because she’s been in the public eye for so long and we won’t get into the details of all that. Unfortunately she eventually ran into one dirty dude during her shenanigans. Kim is used to being hounded by the paps and they are always searching for an imperfection of hers to exploit, and boy did they find one. Kim has been seen out in public with cold sores, a form of herpes, multiple times and we think we know why. Her bench riding basketball player ex-husband, Kris Humphries, gave her the STD. Kris was sued by Kayla Goldberg, who claims the two met in August of 2010 where he later gave her the present of the herp.

Unfortunately for Kayla she lost the case, it’s kind of hard to prove someone gave you herpes in court. So could it be that Kris didn’t give her cold sore lips? Evidence suggests yes, but who knows in Kim’s case. This one has been a speculation for quite some time now. Does she or does she not?! Rihanna… we need answers so we can tell all the fellas out there whether they should be wearing condoms in their fantasies or not. There has been multiple paparazzi pictures that show evidence of cold sores and lip scars on both Rihanna and Chris Brown claiming the couple had herpes.

This doesn’t sound far-fetched as the rumored story of why Chris put his hands on Rihanna before the 2009 Grammy’s was because she gave the R&B singer the disease. The rumor went so far that someone in Tennessee filed a fake lawsuit against Rihanna stating, “[Rihanna] gave me herpes and then when I threatened to file a lawsuit against her for not telling me she was infested with genital blisters she began to hit herself in the face and throw herself into walls just as Jim Carrey did in the movie Liar, Liar.” Obviously the person was mocking the Grammy incident, we wonder who has the time to do that but eh, people need to entertain themselves however they can. It’s a little ridiculous but it definitely looks like you might not want to kiss her in the mouth if you ever get the opportunity. Once again… Derek Jeter you’ve ruined some fantasies out there. You just couldn’t have just one famous Jessica [Alba] you needed two. Is this some sort of sick game you’re playing? Unfortunately Jessica Biel is another one of Derek Jeter’s victims.

Also, we wonder why aren’t these starlets warning each other? Scarlett, Jessica Alba you guys could have saved her… I wonder if those two are just bitter and hope he continues to spread his inflamed genitals to the rest of world. If anyone catches the blisters after all these stories, they deserve it! Now that Jessica Biel is infected, we will try not to pass too much judgement on the girl. Derek… is a monster though. Sorry ladies… but apparently the the genital blisters known as herpes have found their way to Brad Pitt. I mean the guy couldn’t have it all.

The looks, the acting skills, the money… the universe had to throw the regular guys a bone with this one. Anytime you’re around a girl and she begins to breathe a little too deeply at the sight of Brad Pitt, let them know he is a petri dish of contagious inflammation. It might not help you get laid and probably won’t ruin her dreams but it’s worth a shot. Apparently the Inglorious Bastards lead man contracted the disease before marrying, then wife, Jennifer Aniston. One thing there’s no proof of Jen having the pesky infection herself, so this may just be a bad rumor. Chalk this one up as a win for all the guys out there with a clean STD record regardless. Yeah the Baywatch babe has fell victim to the STD craze as well.

One thing about Pam Anderson though is that she is very open about the status of her disease. In 2002 Pam was diagnosed with hepatitis-C and has been the battling the disease ever since. She contracted the disease from sharing a tattoo needle with ex-husband, Tommy Lee. You guys thought it was through the sextape didn’t you? Just last month while speaking about her condition to People Magazine she was quoted saying the following, “Sixteen years ago that was [presented to me] as a death sentence. I think it really worked on my self esteem. Even though I may have looked confident on the outside, I think it really was a dark cloud that lingered over me.” Fortunately for her in close to a month from now she can be potentially fully cured of the disease!

That’s the bright side of her STD woes, unfortunately she is also rumored to have herpes as well. Still just a rumor! Be careful anyway if given the opportunity to imitate Tommy Lee.

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