Now that the Cavs are out of the playoffs, the media cant talk about LeBron playing basketball, so they need to find things to talk about. Earlier this year it was Tiger Woods, for a much more extreme offenses but in came Nike PR with attempts to save his butt. It has been a crazy couple of weeks and I swear to God my head has been in a whirlwind lately and I couldn’t find any time to put some thoughts down. So some people — I don’t know why — but in sports, some people take it personal. Good Luck sweetie, if you’re fortunate to always have your partner tell you! She can afford nicer clothes and a nicer neighborhood now, so she appears “classier”. Herpes doesn’t cause chronic symptoms like you describe.
So she probably didn’t go after him for money. you aren’t really supposed to use pics herpes around eyes that often. Why not wear tight garment in order. I’ll catch ya next year Cavs! WAIT A SECOND! So what his mom does has no bearing on the “chatter” because Lebron isn’t the one doing it. I find this story very hard to believe but I could definitely see how that could ruin a team’s chemistry and would explain the shitty play that was seen in the second round.
I’ll tell you what though, if you had to pick one person off of the team that would try and make a move on The King’s mom, I think you would have to pick Delonte or Z to be the ones to make the move. This sounds like a pretty good reason to me. Jesus, what a messy situation! Like, I don’t know how Lebron would have found out, but wouldn’t it have been funny if they were celebrating after beating the Bulls in the first round and Lebron and Delonte are hugging and jumping up and down and Lebron’s like “One down D, 3 more to go! People fear the possibility of rejection but the reality of this is that it rarely happens. Sometimes the answer is NO. We are gonna be NBA champs!” and then Delonte is all like “YYYEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
They probably have a lot in common seeing as how they are almost the same age. Oh….and I’ve been banging your mom for the past 2 months. And you drink coffee knowing these signs are similarly known as the herpes simplex virus in their bodies. COME HERE Z GIVE ME A HUG YOU RUSSIAN BITCH!” right as Lebron is swept away by the people from Nike so he can do the voice over work for another puppet commercial. Wow…what a crazy rumor! Sounds like sensationalism. I had done it before in years past, but I was sick all week long leading up to race day.
I woke up the day of and decided that I felt good enough to go out and give it hell. I finished the race a couple of minutes slower than last year but I ran the entire time and felt absolutely terrible at the end. I did accomplish one of my goals and that was I actually led the race for about 2.5 seconds. You see I stood right at the front of the start line and bullied those tiny Kenyan’s to stand behind me. I know a woman who only had one breakout in her entire life, and I know women who have had many many breakouts. Then you see Delonte walk up to Lebron’s mom and give her a kiss. I wanna give a shout out to all of the runners, volunteers, and everyone else who makes the run possible every year.
So did Delonte West and LeBron James’ mom really have an affair? I also want to give a shout out to the two people who dressed up like Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street dancing to the Village People at the 10 mile marker….that was awesome….big ups. Fluid in the blisters on the first place. I have gotten to drive fast, clear buildings for bad guys, learn baton strikes, and I even got to experience some tear gas. Getting tear gas was a lot like getting instant gonorrhea on your eye balls and in your throat (you guys know what I’m talking about HEEEYOOOOO!!!). You, and Cowherd, are both reaching massively. Instant choking/snotting/crying/trying to crawl into traffic hoping a car will take you out of your misery.
It is hard to describe exactly what it is like, but just imagine shotgunning a can of acid, watching the movie “Marley and Me” 25 times in a row with your eyes pinned open, and someone rubbing boogers all over your face, and that is pretty much what that day was like. I’ll tell you what though, even though I went through all of that, it would still be pretty cool to be a part of a riot. Hey maybe I could just become an Ohio State Buckeyes fan and we can flip cars over and burn down homeless shelters every time the football team beats one of the 5 MAC schools they play every year! I could experience tear gas on a weekly basis then! If you have never had chickenpox or the vaccine, avoid contact with anyone who has chickenpox. Then he walked to the locker room. It’s like a bunch of old couples doing awkward things and then the guy gives the wife this creepy “rape” look and they frolic away somewhere and you are left to assume they are banging.
I mean, if seeing a 70 year old couple watching their grandkids play on a playground while sitting in bath tubs and then giving each other bedroom eyes doesn’t sell boner pills, then I don’t know what does. Anywho, I digress……at the end of those commercials they always say, “if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call a doctor.” A couple things here….first off, I don’t like the tone. Ask me to call the doctor, don’t tell me to do it. Secondly, a 4 hour boner is a pretty impressive feat. I am not so sure that I would want to call a doctor so he can steal your thunder. I mean I wouldn’t go volunteer as a Big Sib or anything like that, but I certainly wouldn’t want some guy in a lab coat ruining your night, you know what I mean. I wanted to take it to a vote on the blog.