Guys SPlooging In Their Pants During Lap DAnces? [Archive]

Guys SPlooging In Their Pants During Lap DAnces? [Archive]

The story you have posted is laugh-out-loud impossible. This is my first article for the site,which I have been reading for quite some time. If the strippers are not straight forward with you about it then it means probably not going to happen…sorry but better luck elsewhere. Indeed, I might be able to do everything bareback under those circumstances. If you feel unwell, see a doctor. We do not allow the deletion of anything you post in these forums, so think before you post. Forums members must behave at all times with respect and honesty.

I really don’t think you can get std’s from nipples. You are probably not at risk for gonorrhea or chlamydia from a lap dance. We go to the back and she akes me to the very end where u cant see ****. I’m sure you could get sick from having his bodily fluids on you skin, and I work really hard to not let that happen. You should consult a medical practitioner or other appropriate health care professional for a physical exmanication, diagnosis and formal advice. I wouldn’t publiclly humiliate the guy, though. He probably is already a little embarressed at the situation anyway.

The next time he comes in he will be better prepared to deal with the kind of friction dances that are available. Do they tell you that they put a condom on? LOL seriously. I don’t work in a club where friction isn’t an option so a guy coming-er excuse me, splooging LOL would just be completely out of the ordinary. I can tell you however that pregnancy would be nearly impossible (but wouldn’t that make a nice made for Lifetime Movie? Lapdance Mother- LMAO). STDs well…maybe but aren’t nude contact dances practically unheard of?

(unless this is an extras club?) It doesn’t have to be an extras club. I got a lapdance in an all-nude Vegas club once, and the girl was butt-naked! Do they tell you that they put a condom on? LOL seriously. I don’t work in a club where friction isn’t an option so a guy coming-er excuse me, splooging LOL would just be completely out of the ordinary. and the answer to your question is no. Lapdance Mother- LMAO).

STDs well…maybe but aren’t nude contact dances practically unheard of? It was do ‘a’ then do ‘b’ then do ‘c’ then do ‘d’ then back to ‘a’ and start all over again. i used to have the same fears. PS always flush the toiley with your foot! i know now that its pretty ridiculous since noone ive ever givin a dance too has ever splooged in there pants. Oh and one club rule they always enforce is customers hands tucked away in the sides of the couch! I’ve never tipped on Straight Lap Dances, and NEVER EVER had a dancer complain.

March 10, 2011 • I’m in the camp of not being able to pop at the club. It is also instantaneous. Throw it away if a guy does his thang and get a new one!! To make matters worst, I read a couple of articles dated early 2006 indicating that HIV rates have been increasing at alarming rates in Tijuana, and this woman is pretty much considered a sex worker if she’s giving handjobs in a strip-club. I experienced slight shortage of breath experienced for a day , but i am not sure if this is related or not. I apologize if I’m asking a question that has already been answered here, but I can’t seem to find an answer that fits my situation specifically. Made a mental note in my mind to avoid him in the future, if at all possible.

I got there and right away got hit up by the chicks like a used car salesman. towels? for yourself or to place on the lap of customer during the dancing? Its sooooo gross. I give nude lapdances in a med-high contact club. some guy got happy in his pants and DIDN’T TELL ME!!!! I didn’t know until he got up to pay and I saw it on his pants (and after only one dance).

I wanted to beat him. I ran to the bathroom and cleaned allll over with anti-bac soap. I always dance with a towel or a nice large square piece of fabric (even a nice pillow case).. you can get one to match your costume… Place it on EVERY guys lap before dancing, even while sitting of the club chairs!! Just think how many girls sat there with G-strings etc.. ALWAYS sit your precious tushy on your own clean towel!!

I find it interesting that a dancer providing continued contact in a man’s lap, would find this to be an unexpected result. I don’t go looking for extra’s. I enjoy attractive women in strip clubs. I might wait 6 weeks before going back just to be safe but I will probably go mad at 4 weeks. To not participate, is to not contribute enough cash to the entertainer. There are many varieties of lapdances, some varieties make the splooge result inevitable. The contact means so much more if there is more build up and less of it.

I find this odd too. Here is my concern, and what i think of. I found it gross when I was first told about it- but apparently I am the weird one. Question: Girls, when you ‘complete’ a LD with an unintentional Happy Ending, or Visit to the Bath Room, are you proud? In the dancer’s case she is probably getting between $10 and $30 for 3-5 minutes of work, not a bad wage. haters of their customers? I work in a topless club ,and it has happened before.

To feel safe, I wear nice booty shorts over my thongs. Btw, one thing I found very interesting in this threat was the differentiation between cervical vaginal secretions and how they have higher levels of HIV virus than the secretions on top of the vagina. We cannot diagnose you over the internet. Then, nurse up to 15 minutes on second breast if your baby is actively sucking. I know at my club…. Im into it and she starts rubbin my **** and shoves her tittirs in my face, which i didnt pass up and did my best impression of a baby sucking a mothers breast . I think I would feel weird, but my peace of mind is more imporant.

Guys SPlooging In Their Pants During Lap DAnces? [Archive]
Also, what were the customers reactions to the cloth? You know what? It does kind of flatter me. Not in that ‘wow, I hope it always happens, it’s cool’ way, but just… yeah. Cool. Go me.

I kick ass. Or cock, haha. Of course… I dont dance naked. Might be a little different then. I find it interesting that a dancer providing continued contact in a man’s lap, would find this to be an unexpected result. I don’t go looking for extra’s.

I enjoy attractive women in strip clubs. In most most of the clubs I’ve been in – the lapdance is where they make their money. To not participate, is to not contribute enough cash to the entertainer. There are many varieties of lapdances, some varieties make the splooge result inevitable. 😛 lmao – boy, you ain’t kiddin’! ‘Inevitable’? Have you ever heard of something called self-control?

You know what? It does kind of flatter me. We have a club that the dancers love because the LD is $25 and the dancer keeps $15. Dancers, fair point about body fluids. Cool. Go me. I can tell this without looking by all the sweeping judgements made in your post here about TJ being “dirty” and how this girl should basically “call herself a sex worker” because she’s a dancer & stuff.

Or cock, haha. Some dancers have even told me that they “are going to make me cum” to get me to buy a dance. That’s a bit of a turn-off, but an interesting marketing ploy! All for 20 bucks and she was HOT! Maybe you are proud of your ability to hold out? Hold out? LOL This just confirms my opinion.

Yeah, anybody who is getting a lap dance and is concerned about ‘holding out’ to keep from coming is pathetic. This is the thinking of more dancers then I think the women here care to admit. Most of the ladies here act so uptight and proper. ::) it’s not that I’m uptight…I don’t care if you have an orgasm (except that I know you’re not going to spend anymore), it’s that your bodily fluids are on me. it’s not that I’m uptight…I don’t care if you have an orgasm (except that I know you’re not going to spend anymore), it’s that your bodily fluids are on me. if guys would have dry orgasms, I think dancers would be less “uptight and proper”, but you all don’t, so we get that way Your thinking is completely understandable. “Dry” orgasms?

😀 Interesting concept! It’s also known as ‘premature ejaculation’…. if you have this sexual dysfunction, I think you should see a doctor, not a stripper. I did not know you had a medical degree. Thank you for your analysis of what is “normal” and what isn’t. ::) You get a throbbing boner…maintain it for twenty plus minutes…but if you happen to orgasm…then it becomes “pathetic”. Got it.

I don’t think you need a medical degree to realize that ejaculating before you even take your pants off is premature.. lol. If you don’t know what turns your client on just ask. Hold out? LOL This just confirms my opinion. Yeah, anybody who is getting a lap dance and is concerned about ‘holding out’ to keep from coming is pathetic. I’m not sure I’d call it pathetic, but it seems odd to me (assuming that we’re talking about a legit lap dance).

I never tip for dances either. Dude, I am just busting your (blue) balls because of your post. I don’t make a habit of splooching in SCs. But I found your tone a bit amusing, because I think it is primarily said to “impress” the dancers here. I feel that i’m one of those unlucky ones who will have become infected through a remote exposure. Most dancers are going to perceive you as a PL regardless. I don’t think you need a medical degree to realize that ejaculating before you even take your pants off is premature..

lol. If you want to think it is normal to ejaculate semen on the inside of your pants, I have no objection, and if you want to launch insults at me because of what I think of guys without the self-control necessary to avoid doing so, I have no objection to that either. I have had a few guys “splooge” during my dances, but it’s honestly no big deal. I actually think it’s kinda cool that I have such “mad skills” at legit dances that they came. Why do you think it’s premature if they do? I have been back it VIP room for 10+ songs with a guy and he came. I do kinda worry about the ones that come after only 2 mins though.

But after 30+ mins, I’m kinda worried in my skills if they don’t at least act like they need to. Why do you think it’s premature if they do? Umm, gee, I’ve stated my opinion repeatedly, I have nothing new to say on the subject that I haven’t already said. I think these guys are pathetic; you don’t – I think spraying semen on the inside your pants indicates a lack of self-control; apparently you don’t. Springer, thanks for the laughs at Dr Blue Balls expense. Dr Blue Balls – I would think getting wood would show a lack of control too. I have never splooged on another dancer.

I also would stop the dance if I thought that was gonna happen. But I have been worked over to a point where in my 20’s I’d have lost it! There are some dancers that grind too well, and others that make you wonder if your organ will ever work again. Those that feel this shouldn’t happen should vary their routine to more than grinding in a lap dance. I have never splooged on another dancer. I also would stop the dance if I thought that was gonna happen. In other words, you don’t lack the basic self control that any adult male should possess.

I need to visit this club 😛 Not, every dancer that approaches me is like this,… It’s already difficult enough to get prenant when a man cums inside you. Those little swimmers are not powerful enough to swim thru his boxers/briefs then thru his pants then thru your g-string then several inches thru your vagina and have any energy left to penetrate an egg that may or may not be sitting there. As far as STD’s are concerned: it’s not out of the realm of possibility (meaning .00001% chance). It is VERY unlikely assuming your ‘juices’ that are in contact with his are on the outside and are probably not mixing with his and then jumping back inside you to infect you. Huh ?? But don’t let it stress you out.

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