Internet memotivationally epic fails [Archive] – Page 12

Internet memotivationally epic fails [Archive] - Page 12

The match between Red Bull Leipzig and Stuttgart’s B team, German third division, will stay in the memory for an early start out of the ordinary. Human T lymphocytes were transduced with chimeric antigen receptors (CAR) specific for either hPSMA or human carcinoembryonic antigen (hCEA) and with a fusion reporter gene for herpes simplex virus type 1 thymidine kinase (HSV1tk) and green fluorescent protein, with or without click beetle red luciferase. Anyway, sorry so late today, LCEC is working on a utility pole two houses down and I’ve had the power go up and down all morning. McDonalds staff where rude of course, tried to throw away the evidence, Parents called H.Q. ♣IS THIS PHOTOGRAPHY series, “Homeland Security,” actually the self-proclaimed “procession of tableaus that confront the power and impotence of firepower,” or is it a bunch of naked guys that all look like Nick Nolte? that is exactly it you hear about food being spat in and all sorts, I’m sure it is very rare but still! Enkele ochtenden later werd de vrouw wakker met een bultje in haar mondhoek.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Balanitis symptoms include: Candidal balanitis This is considered to be the most common cause of balanitis and is due to infection with candidal species, usually Candida albicans. Like you don’t rock out at the ‘You’re the Best Around’ scene from Karate Kid. Do they ever clean those things? “I immediately walked up to the compounds. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. So the fail is posting it again. Okay, so here’s how I see this. Of course they wouldn’t give all of the evidence to the Mother. If she did expect it.

I figured it was fake because getting into the enclosure would usually involve getting into and out of several huge ditches. #PrimeDayFails (http://gizmodo.com/primedayfail-is-a-billion-times-better-than-amazons-pr-1718214152) Remember when Peppermint Patty went to Charlie Brown’s house expecting turkey, but got popcorn and toast? Its kinda like that! #PrimeDayFail As bad as the Lightning Deals are, there’s still a waitlist to save 36% on a 16 bar pack of soap! #PrimeDayFail At least on Black Friday you can go to the store and punch someone to get the items you want. It all started about two months ago when one of the bartenders came up to me and asked me out of nowhere, “So what do you do for a living, Ernie?” Now in my experience, anytime anyone asks you a question like that, it’s simply a lead in because they already know the answer before you open your mouth. And the “resignations” are probably due to the way the manner was handled from the start, by the employees not thinking of possible liability suits.

I was meeting some friends at a restaurant in Cambridge a few nights ago, and parked my car in a garage a few blocks away. * PS4 + Arkham Knight bundle with The Witcher III and a year of PSPlus for $400 * PS4 Camera for $30 * FarCry 4 for $15 * Bose Headphones for $80 * Couple Blu-Rays. The 4K TV I had was an LG 55″ for $800, but I have no place for a TV that size. A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Finally she says, “Give me your number, and I’ll call you next week and maybe you can walk me through some of this on the phone.” Fine, that’s the easiest thing, so I do but as the week rolls on, no phonecall.

When the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband. It looked, I guess, like I was running right at her. He walks in and sees her lying there provocatively. Wow, the wheels didn’t look that far off the ground – maybe with a bit of weight the could have moved it (is it front or rear wheel drive?) but maybe they didn’t have time. When the music of the next generation is reduced to a series of largely monotone electronic beeps and boops, that baby will be a world renowned composer of those beeps and boops. While they look kind of funny, it sucks that a developed nation needs to be so afraid of escalators due to the carelessness of builders. I can’t really see what’s going on?
Internet memotivationally epic fails [Archive] - Page 12

And the different bartenders exchange their customer’s numbers, too! In the lobby on the first floor, there were stairs going up to the second floor, where the elevator lobby was. In fact, there wasn’t much in that interaction to convince her of my intentions — and she very well might have gone home that night thinking her preemptive scream saved her from some street rapist. Someone walking up the stairs could watch people enter the elevator on the first floor and then see them step out on the second floor, if they climbed the stairs slowly enough. Yes, I know people have hidden medical conditions, but I couldn’t believe how many people would always take the elevator up one floor instead of the stairs, which were both faster and closer to the door. They would walk past the stairs to get to the elevator! Then, at lunch time or at the end of the day, I would see these same people, standing there while waiting for the elevator to arrive to take them back down one level.

I’d be down the stairs and out the door while they still stood there, sometimes. These poor girls dress up in bikinis and get leered at and oogled by every unshaven, unshowered douchebag in town (me excluded, of course) so maybe these text messages are a little presumptuous, sure it’s leading the guys on a little, but you know what else it is? :smh: My current office is over 100 years old and there is no elevator or anything to get me to the 3rd floor. Is this an order from the top dog? Yep. I work on the eighth floor now and NEVER use the stairs. That’s why, even though I’m pretty much a loser in most parts of my life, I can adopt this holier-than-thou attitude about elevator riders and not feel like a hypocrite.

:up: 21, I’m surprised the owners of your three-story building haven’t been sued into bankruptcy for ADA violations. Yep. The American Heart Association’s guidelines for cholesterol state that your total cholesterol should be below 240 mg/dl (milligrams per decileter). That’s why, even though I’m pretty much a loser in most parts of my life, I can adopt this holier-than-thou attitude about elevator riders and not feel like a hypocrite. But they won’t pony up to look at faces of subordinate simians. And, I got a good night’s sleep last night – for the first time in several consecutive days – and had two cups of coffee, too. I’ll have one cup, some days, but rarely two in one morning.

It’s almost two o’clock in the afternoon and I feel like I’m bouncing off the walls with energy. Later today I plan to purchase my first pair of wiper blades in three or four years, to go along with my shiny new windshield. Yep. No, he liked little boys. That’s why, even though I’m pretty much a loser in most parts of my life, I can adopt this holier-than-thou attitude about elevator riders and not feel like a hypocrite. Sithole said that he had made arrangements to pay the debt, and that he had been scheduled to turn over the money – and revert to exclusively female status – on the day he appeared in court. The building was built before there was a requirement, and it’s owned by a private company.

There is a service elevator in the back that people have used from time to time. Commercial facilities, such as office buildings, factories, warehouses, or other facilities that do not provide goods or services directly to the public are only subject to the ADA’s requirements for new construction and alterations. How did these blades last so long? I have asked myself that before. And I’m kind of glad I didn’t. My car is always garaged at home and always parked under cover in a parking garage at work, so the sun hasn’t deteriorated the rubber as much as on cars that live outdoors, and we don’t get lots of rain here, either. I hope someone is looking for me,” he said.

I have a short commute to work, and I live in a dense suburban retailopolis, so weekend errands usually don’t involve hours of travel. It’s the same with snow, and with snow, the wipers are mostly pushing and plowing instead of wiping, so I haven’t seen the need to change the blades yet. I have specifically refused to change blades until I changed the windshield – of that, I’m sure. Plus, I’ve been meaning to sell the car for at least as long as the windshield has been cracked, but a recent visit to the mechanic convinced me to put my money where my mouth is with regard to old cars and see how long I can keep this thing running. Hence the windshield, and in a couple of hours when I get off work I’m going to muss my hair a bit, push my glasses down low so they look like reading glasses, stoop over slightly and limp, and ask “Sonny” behind the parts counter in a shaky voice where the wiper refills are, just to give him something to post about in the “Old Folks Suck” thread of his preferred internet forum. You focused in on the obesity rates….very high! This car came from Wisconsin per the Carfax I got when I bought it 7+ years ago, so it’s not as dry as most “native” cars around here.

Roberts will forever be remembered for his tombstone inscription, “I told you I was sick.” But if that’s not clever enough for you, you don’t have to die to write a better one. Yikes! Holy crap, what an angry arsehole. It was four seconds from when the guy pulled out to when he got to the intersection, and ten before he pulled alongside him. That’s an eternity.

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