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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew sa pamamagitan ng one. He thinks that doctors should perform more screenings to detect diseases such as cancer early. there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.
And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two madami guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! Stu Price: So, uh, are you sure you’re qualified to be taking care of that baby? Alan Garner: What are you talking about? My 87 yr. “That was insane we almost died!” Stu chuckled.
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Counting cards is a foolproof system. Stu Price: It’s also illegal. Alan Garner: It’s not illegal, it’s frowned upon, like… masturbating on an airplane. Phil Wenneck: I’m pretty sure that’s illegal too. Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!
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